I'm a Scorpio. I will eat you.

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Scorpios be like: Bring it on!

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You had me at "I'm a Scorpio."

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If there was one zodiac sign whose mind is always in the gutter, it's Scorpio.

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When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake...

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Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

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Told that b*** I was Scorpio...

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You don't Scare me... I'm married to a Scorpio.

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Scorpios will never change...

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A Scorpio always enjoys a long romantic stroll....

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Oh, so you're a Scorpio...

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It all evens out in bed...

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I warned you I'm Scorpio!

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You tell me I can't do it?

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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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The look you get when you mess with a Scorpio.

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Shit Scorpio Says: 

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Libras, I'mma let you finish...

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Are you paranoid?

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What if I told you?

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At last the cure for cancer!

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If I've never made a perverted or sarcastic comment to you...

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I'm a lover not a fighter...

Scorpio Horoscope for the Week:
from: www.scorpiomystique.com 

This first full week of February will have a blend of emotional, adventurous, and determined vibes, as the Moon spends its time in the signs of Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Capricorn. With these three celestial players influencing us, we’ll be able to weed through many distractions — especially Tuesday – Thursday under the Scorpio Moon — and take February by storm. It may be the shortest month of the year, but you may get the most accomplished this month, because no planets are retrograde, and it’s an eclipse month. You’re most likely still feeling the vibes from the eclipse that took place on January 31st. This week, you may finally feel like you’re getting key aspects of your life together. If you felt overwhelmed by having too many objects in your physical space, continue to purge, donate, and get rid of all excess. You will feel amazing doing so.

All the Aquarius energy in the cosmos is helping you socialize more than usual, and while at first it may have felt weird, this week you’ll see that it leads to opportunities that pay off for you, Scorpio. People want to know more about you because they can sense your energy, and this week the more you let them in, the more you’ll be seen and celebrated. The eclipse lit up your career and social status sector, so you’ll continue to feel this influence in your professional and reputation sector for the next six months. People are paying attention to what you bring to the table, and even if you try to hide from the limelight, it will find you.

The question this week therefore is: what are you planning on doing with all this attention? Once the Moon enters Sagittarius on Thursday, you’ll find that you get many opportunities handed to you at once, and you may have to say no to a few in order to balance your schedule and feel sane. When deciding which option to go for, go with the one that excites you most. If you’ve been spreading yourself too thin, you may feel like you need a breather on Thursday, so gift yourself one. Do something that allows you to break free from your usual routine and indulge in a more carefree lifestyle. The goal is for you to make this lifestyle your every day reality, but in order for that to happen, you must commit to it. You must make-believe that you already are living that boss life of your dreams, and then you’ll start to see your reality actually shift.

Romantically, while the Moon’s in Scorpio, you’ll be very sensual, mysterious, and irresistible. You’ll also find yourself vacillating from desiring intimate connection and wanting to spend time on your own. Make sure to honor both aspects of yourself. If you’re desiring one-on-one time with someone who makes you feel at ease, there’s no need to wait for them to call or text you. Don’t expect them to be a mindreader just because you are. Pick up the phone and let them know. The post-eclipse energy is leading to your desires and manifestations taking place at rapid speed, so instead of dreaming of a better tomorrow, you can literally create it with your thoughts and intentions. Plus, Jupiter is spending its last full month direct in our sign, so this week you’ll feel divinely protected as you take leaps of faith.

All in all, Scorpio, this week will allow you to activate your hidden desires. If you’ve been putting a dream or goal on the back burner, something is going to remind you to go after it. It’s a great week to apply for an amazing opportunity, or email someone asking for one. Your ability to magnetically attract what you want is intensified, and all you have to do is thank your fears or insecurities for the boost they’ll give you — feel them, and push past them anyways. Once the Moon enters Capricorn at the end of the week, you’ll understand the beauty of breaking down long-term goals into actionable steps, and you won’t feel as overwhelmed. You’ll feel empowered and clear about what to do next. Trust the process this week, Scorpio. You’re exactly where you’re meant to be.

Quotes by Scorpio:

Intimacy is Not Purely Physical. It's the act of connecting with someone so deeply, you feel like you can see into their soul.

Quote about Scorpio Emotions:

From an emotional standpoint, Scorpios feel things much stronger than other people, which brings out the best and worst in them.

Scorpio and Quality Time:

For Scorpio, when in love, nothing beats spending quality time with that very special person.
Quote about Scorpios:

Scorpios push themselves to the limit only to recuperate rapidly and begin the whole process again.

Zodiac Best Leaders

Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn.
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